Archive for January, 2009

春节假期,宅族欢乐终极攻略

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

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攻略简述:

本攻略专为必须转战于电视春晚与电脑屏幕之间的华人读者设计,寄望从多方面治愈春晚节目良莠不齐造成的年三十忧郁症,全方位呵护宅系读者对游戏与动画的节日型饥渴,不破坏集体迎接春节的气氛。笔者有理由相信,有心的读者能举一反三,融会贯通,将本攻略扩展至年初一,年初二乃至任何日期,做到家庭和睦,宅心健康。

实验摘要:

本攻略由深入大宅门生活十余年的笔者亲自整理,在完整性与参考价值上均为世界领先。临床实验证明,使用本秘笈对缓和宅系读者大年三十的应酬压力效果明显,做到合家欢乐与黑屋自爽两不误的成功率高达97.3%。来自秋叶原药物动力学分析中心的评测报告亦表示,秘笈显著增强了长时间曝露在三次元辐射下宅系实验体的免疫力。

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A true show-stopper of Tencent’s international expansion

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

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Depends on how the word “showstopper” is being perceived here, you might find the following quotes, lifted directly from Tencent QQ’s software license agreement, a tad too funny or scary, even for the least paranoid western users.

Important Notice:

…the User should read carefully every article of this Agreement, including articles exempting or limiting the liability of Tencent and those restricting the rights of the User…

5 Other articles

5.2 Laws and regulations of People’s Republic of China are the governing law for the interpretation of, validity of and settlement of disputes arising from this Agreement. When any dispute or controversy arises between Tencent and the User, the two parties shall resolve the same through friendly negotiation; if the negotiation fails, the User hereby agrees that the dispute or controversy shall be resolved in the court located in the jurisdiction where Tencent resides.

5.4 The English version of this Agreement is for reference only. In the event of any discrepancies or inconsistencies between the English and Chinese versions, the Chinese version shall prevail.

But think about all the video-chatting with random chinese models, made possible only by Tencent! (since they pretty much eliminate all third-party clients)

祝贺30000HIT……附带庆祝纱布预告……另外忍不住对大巴说一声:“草泥马”……

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

 

 

 

 不知不觉,这个破败的BLOG有了3W的点击率……开了一年半,也确实寒碜了点,谁让我不好好经营呢……

  不过,常来的朋友也应该发现,BLOG有了一些的改变……那就素:近期留言似乎都消失了耶!

  ……

  好吧,这并不是我的KUSO,而是因为


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它的名字叫任天堂,不是任地狱

Monday, January 19th, 2009

PS:这篇东西是在我和朋友EP地就任天堂和WII争论后,整理了一下思绪发在S1论坛上的一篇……应援或者拍砖的,欢迎点这里进入(前提是你在S1有账号了,嗯嗯……)

也许我是太闲了,也许是我看太多任黑的言论了,于是今天有空的我还是想要来说说为关于任天堂的事情。

 

我大概也算是个任青,毕竟从FC开始就一直玩任社的游戏机长大,红白机,超任,GB,GBC,GBA,GBA SP,NDSL……等。当然,我也很喜欢索尼的PS系列,拥有PS2以及PSP,并且对PS2抱持很大的好感,PS2依然是我玩过最棒的游戏机之一。而在次时代的选择里面,我没有购买PS3或者是X360,而是选择了硬件配置上最低,但操作新颖的WII……


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它的名字叫任天堂,而不是任地狱。

Monday, January 19th, 2009

 

 

PS:这篇东西是在我和朋友EP地就任天堂和WII争论后,整理了一下思绪发在S1论坛上的一篇……应援或者拍砖的,欢迎点这里进入(前提是你在S1有账号了,嗯嗯……)
 
也许我是太闲了,也许是我看太多任黑的言论了,于是今天有空的我还是想要来说说为关于任天堂的事情。

我大概也算是个任青,毕竟从FC开始就一直玩任社的游戏机长大,红白机,超任,GB,GBC,GBA,GBA SP,NDSL……等。当然,我也很喜欢索尼的PS系列,拥有PS2以及PSP,并且对PS2抱持很大的好感,PS2依然是我玩过最棒的游戏机之一。而在次时代的选择里面,我没有购买PS3或者是X360,而是选择了硬件配置上最低,但操作新颖的WII。

而在回家体验了近一个月后,我没有后悔当初买WII的选择,由其是在和老妈一起玩WII SPORT而哈哈大笑的时候,我觉得我是买对了机器……

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